-16 Degrees

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-16 Degrees

                             Pros:                                                                               Cons:

.Thankful for when it is 20 degrees outside                    .Frostbite no longer bites...it eats ears and fingers

.You get to wear cute GIANT scarves                          .Splitting headache when you finally arrive to class

.You can blow bubbles and they freeze                         .We sprint to the car and the car won't start due   

.Throwing hot water out your window                             to the negative temperature    
    turns it to steam                                                        .Tongues stick to poles
.You become an Olympic sprinter                                  
(Hmm there is my car across the parking lot...              
Freeze in the cold or go into cardiac arrest post 
sprinting...Sprinting it is)
. At least we are warmer than Alaska